Homework or crack!fic? Like that's hard.
Wherein nothing actually happens, everyone's out of character and gratuitous parenthesis make an appearence (again), also known as
The One In Which Cameron Can't Control Herself, Chase Doesn't Want Her To And The Surprise Cleaning Lady Makes A Few Educated Guesses.
(plot by Jessica)
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For Jessica (perv-romantic extrodinaire) )